For a mere $125, you can be the proud owner of a soft, lifelike Marilyn Manson dildo and velvet bag for easy and discreet storage https://t.co/oo45wV2qLe
— Vulture (@vulture) October 20, 2018
-Reportedly "soft, lifelike" silicone sex toy
-May fade with multiple uses
-Environmentally friendly !
- 8 inches in length, 1 and a half inch girth
-Perfect stocking stuffer??? idk im all out.
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usually i only make horror posts but this counts i think